Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks - 2lb

Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks - 2lbAttention, pranksters and mischief makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That's right, folks TWO whole pounds of fruit flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity! Introducing "Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks" the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician's convention, and

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That's right, folks – TWO whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing "Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks" – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician's convention, and they're all sour enough to make your face pucker like you've just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, there's more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:

• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by

• Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren't enough anymore)

• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers' reactions

So, whether you're looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.